Teen Mom...ugh.

Sorry, I've been slacking. I keep finding it harder and harder for me to sit down and write....but I swear I'm gonna get back on it...because I find it keeps me sane...and it keeps my friends/readers in the loop that is my insanity.

Teen Mom. Last week and this week...let me elaborate my thoughts. Let us start withhhh.....

Farrah-

Dear Farrah, you are an obnoxious snooty bitch and I have yet to find the ability to NOT feel like cunt punting you. Even when you cry about your dead boyfriend, I don't give a shit. Over the last two episodes we watched her worry about only herself (yet again) and belittle those around her that try and help (her poor mother). She has acted SO immature about the issue with Derek's mom. For those of you living under a rock and don't know what's going on, Farrahs' would be mother in law served her with papers to grant her grandparent visitation rights. The odd thing here is when Farrah applied for Derek's social security benefits for Sophia she was denied because Derek's mom never vocalized that Derek was in need Sophia's father...but if he wasn't her father then why would she want Grandparent visitation rights? See what I'm sayin? I think the only shitty thing in Farrah's life is the denial of SS money for that baby because even though she finally graduated from culinary school, she still needs all the financial help she can get for that baby and if that baby's grandmother isn't willing to do that for that baby then maybe Farrah needs to take legal action. Maybe instead of being childish and doing nothing about it (assuming it will all go away if ignored) maybe she should reach out to Derek's mom and let her know, "Bitch, if you aren't gonna help out with the SS situation to help me raise this baby and acknowledge that your son is the father of this baby then you sure as shit don't deserve grandparent visitation!" It's also kind of selfish for Farrah to deny a grandparent visitation since Sophia is a part of someone's dead child...I understand not wanting a grandparent in a child's life (I'll write about that one next) but it's not fair to the child, it's not always about the parent (so I myself have learned). And about the stupid dog she got? Dumb. Dumb fucking choice Farrah. You can barely keep up with your HUMAN CHILD....I'm sure some viewer will be calling ASPCA on your ass by next weeks episode because you suck. At everything. And you still have the worlds WORST, UGLIEST crying face. Congrats.

On to Caitlyn and Tyler.

I'm still ooged out that they are legally step brother and sister...but I LOVE them. They are soooo kind, sweet, and genuine which is a shock considering where they come from. I'm so proud of them for moving out on their own and getting jobs while STILL in high school! It's almost like they're doing what they would have had to do if they HAD kept Carly...and that's why I love them so much...they do so withOUT complaining. It's heartbreaking to see what Caitlyn is going through at the retreat and as a child that was given up for adoption, it's hard for me to watch her story unfold but at the same time...it gives me hope that my birth mother maybe felt the same way she did and maybe went through what she did. She gives us an eye opening account of what it's like to be a mother and not be a parent...I always have and always will root for those two. I hope they go far and continue to keep contact with Carly's new parents.

Maci....for the first time, I have beef with Maci. Last week, she and Ryan decided to have a joined birthday party for Bentley but Maci got stingy with her time with him. I know it must be hard to leave your child 2 days a week...but she has him 5, FIVE days out of the week and the rest of the time he's with HIS FATHER. It's not the end of the world! Granted, on Bentley's actual birthday she and Kyle invited Ryan to go with them to the aquarium and he turned them down (telling his parents that Maci said he couldn't see Bentley...which was a lie). Ryan later bitched at Bentley's birthday party to his parents but it's his own fault he didn't see Bentley. Ryan is half and half. Sometimes you can see he wants to spend time with him but other times he doesn't make a TRUE HONEST effort to see his son. If he wanted to see his son on his bday, he shoulda been a grown up, and tit sucked it up and gone to the g.d. aquarium and spent time with his son. It would have helped him bond with Kyle who is playing more of a dad role in Bentley's life anyways... Another issue I have with Ryan and his family is his stupid mom. She cried at their little bon fire over how Maci wasn't "sharing"...and yeah Maci was being a bitch about Halloween and hogging time with Bentley but it's none of the grandparents god damned business. Like Ryan's dad said, it's about Bentley, not Ryan, not Maci, and sure as shit not them. Then Ryan's parents have the balls to go on about taking Maci to court for joint custody...let me just remind EVERYONE that when Ryan and Maci first had Bentley, the only footage that was shown was Ryan treating Maci like shit and never being there for her OR Bentley. It seems like this season he had a come to Jesus moment and wants to spend more time with him but he STILL doesn't want to be a full time dad...he acts like Bentley is more like a chore and I think the only reason he's difficult is to try and get at Maci. He says he doesn't care but he obviously does or else he would try and make the whole sharing thing a lot easier. Oh, and Ryan...your mom is a dumb bitch for thinking you can take Maci to court just because she lives with Ryan. Why don't you call up good old MTV and ask them to show you all the times your precious son acted like a piece of shit dad and didn't want to spend time with his son while Maci stayed cooped up taking care of him all day every day. Why don't you take a look at all the times he cussed Maci out calling her a bitch and a slut. That's the mother of YOUR grandson...have some class and have some common sense when it comes to your own son. When your own son grows up enough to move out on his own (like EVERYONE else on the show, Christ even Gary and Amber have) and actually take care of his son then maybe you can talk shit about what Maci is doing as a parent because all I saw was her having a healthy functional relationship with someone while being a full time mom and student while your son wasn't working and just partying or hanging out in yalls garage with all his buddies or his dumb gf he had for a while that tried to undermine Maci's parenting. Maci wins, and Ryan is a fucking dickbag.

Amber and Gary...GOOOOODDDD bless it. Where do I START!?!?!?!!?! AMBER....IS YOUR FAT ASS REALLY THAT MESSED UP THAT YOU ARE IN THAT MUCH DENIAL OF YOUR ACTIONS!?!?!?!?! I don't understand...MTV films this shit, then airs it, and all these bitches watch themselves on tv....and Amber is THE ONLY one that seems to act/think/feel that nothing that happened...happened. !?!?!?!?! I'm sure the cameras make things out to be whatever they want it to be but Amber's behavior has been heavily monitored since last season and she hasn't done ANYTHING to better herself. I keep reading that her issue is her weight and she's "terrified" about going back to being big...newsflash bitch, you're a fat cow with a shitty attitude, bi-polar disorder, and serious lack of parenting skills. "Oh but Megan, as a mother yourself, you shouldn't tear her down!" You're right bitches, I AM a mother, she is a pathetic excuse for a "parent" bc she sure as shit isn't a mother. I don't give a damn how young you are or how undeveloped your feelings and mind are because the other 3 girls have shown they can do it...well...Farrah attempts at it...but damnit at least she tries. Amber and Gary both should just put that poor child up for adoption in hopes of a better life for her. Apparently Gary and Leah flew out to Malibu to visit Amber in rehab at the first of August...real nice, Amber is fat, depressed, and suicidal so she gets to go to a rehab facility in MALIBU!?!?! Shove that bitch in a crappy dump in shiteous Indiana and don't send her to the home of Barbie. That's a crock of shit. I don't even want to talk about her anymore. Or Leah's shitty birthday party. I'm too upset to discuss it. Bottom line, Gary and Amber really screwed the pooch when they made a baby...only because they did such a royal fuck job "raising" her. I pray to God CPS takes her away and lets be her adopted into a REAL home with NORMAL people. The END!